Toilet Stain Blues (Dad’s Got the Fix)

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Hey dads, are you stuck with the stains?
I got hard water problems, driving me insane.
Tried the vinegar, tried the stone,
But these stains, they just won’t leave me alone.

Down in Louisiana, we got it bad,
Calcium buildup, making me mad.
But I found the trick, it's under ten bucks,
Muriatic acid, y'all, let’s push our luck.

(Chorus)
Turn off the water, flush it clean,
Simulate the power, you know what I mean.
Five parts water, one part acid slow,
Pour it in carefully, let the magic flow.

(Verse 2)
Safety goggles, mask, gloves in place,
Vent the room, keep that acid from your face.
Pour it in the toilet, let it sit a while,
Two hours later, you’ll be rid of the tile.

Don't forget that little hole down below,
The flushing power needs that flow.
Pour it down the pipe, let it seep through,
Clean out the jets, make that flush brand new.

(Chorus)
Turn off the water, flush it clean,
Simulate the power, you know what I mean.
Five parts water, one part acid slow,
Pour it in carefully, let the magic flow.

(Bridge)
Give it a scrub, every 30 minutes or so,
Let the acid break it down, nice and slow.
Keep it safe, keep it strong,
Soon those toilet stains will be gone.

Check out the gloves, the goggles too,
Linked down below, so they can work for you.
Muriatic acid’s got a lot to give,
But stay safe, dads, so you can live.

(Chorus)
Turn off the water, flush it clean,
Simulate the power, you know what I mean.
Five parts water, one part acid slow,
Pour it in carefully, let the magic flow.

(Outro)
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